Boreding
a label of one’s own acceptance with being bored, because they are in fact, a boring person.
1. “my name is {insert name}, and i’m boreding.”
2. -sigh- “i’m boreding…” -kills self-
1. (v) the act of being -bored
2. (v) the act of being -bored, whilst chilling out.
-nothing to do
person 1: hey person 2, what are you doing?
person 2:i don’t know, ‘boreding’.
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