boredom slap
when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.
“this guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then baaamm! he slaps himself in the face.”
“yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap.”
“yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table.”
“oh…”
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