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noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; filling one’s capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
dude, this cl-ss is so boring that i just boregasmed

oh yeah? well i had three cl-sses today…triple boregasm.
when you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.
i was bored last night i started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as s-x…
n / v1 – an -rg-sm achieved by pure boredom

n / v2 – masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom

n / v3 – an -rg-sm achieved by listening to any song by borgore, due to it’s filthiness
1 – holy christ… why won’t the f—ing history teacher just shut up?! i swear, i can feel a boregasm arising.

2 – so bored… i feel so worthless. i boregasmed like 3 times today, ’cause i had nothing better to do

3 – af;ajf;ldskfhhfjafhjaklfja;907u79873j90 sorry, i was listening to love by borgore, and i boregasmed all over the keyboard. i had to clean the cr-p off my keyboard. totally wasn’t expecting that first drop.
noun. something you have when you’re having s-x with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. a boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own -ssistance.
“i’m h-rny as a toad. i’ll call david… he isn’t very exciting but i’m desperate. he’s good for a boregasm or two if i’m lucky. ”

or

man: “was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?”
woman: “yeah. i was able to have a boregasm, if that’s what you’re asking.”
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; filling one’s capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
dude, this cl-ss is so boring that i just boregasmed

oh yeah? well i had three cl-sses today…triple boregasm.
(bor- gasm) n. similar to an -rg-sm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. –boregasmic or boregastic- adj.
“wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm.”

“that tv show was totally boregasmic in every way.”

“i had the most boregastic time at that party”
the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackl-ster s-xual encounter
ok, this is going nowhere, and i have to work in the morning. time to boregasm and get the h-ll out of here.

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