Boremium
when listening to a completely boring person talk on and on, boremium is the invisible energy that emanates from said person that sucks the life out of you.
steve: “so yeah then we went golfing and let me hehe, let me tell you about that. oh man, roger hit a 15 over and he was real upset so we were like haha you suck but that’s another story, the real story is how we foun…
max: “dude……..i gotta go”
later that day.
rich: “hey max, what’s shakin?”
max: “not much, oh man if you see steve, stay away, his boremium is strong today!”
rich: “ah…probably more golf stores that lead nowhere”
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