borientation
training sessions, corporate videos, processing meetings, human resources intakes; borientation involves plunging headfirst into the esoteric excrement of your new inst-tutional ident-ty. its sole purpose is to wring the last vestiges of individualism from your soul before you begin your corporate, educational or other insipid journey.
freddy: when do you start work?
velma: well, i think i’ll probably start working on wednesday, but first i have to endure two horrific days of borientation.
the first day of work with a new employer, often involves hours of human resources psycho babble that doesn’t even pertain to your new position, leading to boredom beyond belief!
kand: “hey shari, how do you like the new job?”
shari: “i really hope this job is for me, because i don’t think i can handle another borientation”
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