politically correct way to say “boring as f-ck”
hey! where is everybody? anybody home? n-body says anything, this is boring as fudge!
derived from the english words ‘boring’ and ‘amazing’ and adopting the peter andre method of english development. 1. ‘bormazing’ adj. 2. ‘bormaze’ v. to be overwhelmed with wonder at the extent of tedium achieved. 1. this work is so bormazing 2. you bormaze me. (i.e. you are so boring it is amazing)
a parking spot so great that you would have had to be born in it. “dude, do you see that born-in hurry before the other car gets there”
a s-xual act involving insertion of hardened feces into a sweaty v-g-n-. the hard log is then moved in and out rapidly to achieve s-xual release. most effective after a heavy workout. when eric couldn’t satisfy lauren’s needs, he relied upon the trusty borud. since the tennis racket didn’t fit, i gave her a borud […]
some dumb-ss b-tch who likes to look at trees for a living. that botanist looks at too many trees.
incredibly pleasing to the eye; far from boring. wow! you look boting today!