boring shit
when you are taking a sh-t and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored
bob-that was the most boring sh-t ive ever had..
tim-boring sh-t?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring sh-t this morning
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