bornhoftism
noun – the practice of believing that you have a chance to get involved in intimate relationships with women in a span of a few hours in hopes of getting “some”; note that you must also be a raving, uncompromising, h-m-phobic, racist, redheaded, and gung-ho redneck to exhibig bornhoftism
omg….can you believe what kinda of bornhoftist person he is?..he says he’s “confused” but yet he knows why he can’t get girls….
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