Bort

a m-ssively popular first name, likely a variant of “bart.” its popularity is so great that “bort” merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.
“we need more ‘bort’ license plates in the gift shop. i repeat: we are sold out of ‘bort’ license plates.”

small child: “mommy, mommy! buy me a license plate.”
mother: “no, come along bort.”
man: “are you talking to me?”
mother: “no, my son is also named bort.”
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a popular name according novelty license plate makers in the simpsons’ world.

appears in the simpsons episode, “itchy & scratchy land”
no, my son is also name bort
a word of northern england origin – exact area unknown but somewhere around leeds. should be used when someone is clearly lying – instead of common responses such as ‘bullsh-t’ or ‘b-ll-cks’.

should also be put into as many songs as possible.

when things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. usually this would be pr-nounced ‘orrrrr’
1.
northerner 1: ‘i’m grizz me.’
his friend: ‘bort!’

2. ‘i’ve had s-x loads of times, its great!’

‘…bort..you’re 12.’

3. ‘omg im the best at everything!!’

‘orr orr orr orr orr!’
a person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to gollem, the mythical creature from j.r.r tolkeins lord of the rings series. 2nd most popular christian name in the northern hemishphere after john.
“attention shoppers, we have run out of bort license plates, repeat, we have no more bort license plates left”
derogatory term for the dead fetus of an aborted child. often preceded or followed by a two-syllable derogatory adjective.
“i don’t give a sh-t about her bort monkey.”
(bort), pl. “bort”

an expression of exclamation. also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. can be preceded by “mmmmm”. derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
game show host: you just won a ps3!
you: mmmmmbort!!!!

aw man, that dude is bort. he has ps3.
a word / noise used in daily life to describe an attractive female and or her large br–sts without drawing attention and appearing rude.
clem: “booooort”
bodeen: “where?”
clem: “6 o’clock”
bodeen: “bort. dey are some biiiiig t-tties boi”