Bortloaf


meatloaf with mayonnaise pasted onto it with a dirty paintbrush, usually done by gothic people during their gay & stupid satanic sacrifices involving wearing black nailpolish and maiming babies souls.
i slopped mayonnaise all over my meatloaf with a dirty paintbrush & ate it all up. everyone enjoyed my bortloaf that night casue there were no leftovers

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