Boscombe

f-cking h-ll hole, pikiest place in the south of england, makes the place seem northern. prost-tutes galore though
omfg boscombe is a sh-t hole
the f-g end of bournemouth some may say. but it is now the coolest and most hip place to hang out in. lots of boho cafes that sell organic trendy food and packed out with gorgeous students. full of arty, bohemian people who dress stylishly. art galleries, an o2 concert hall, a market and lots of vintage shops.

those in the know are snapping up victorian properties with original features while they are still going cheap . most of the rehab units are closing down, a surf reef has been built and some seriously trendy restaurants where you can dine on the seafront eating declicious mussels in white wine while listening to the sea lapping the sh-r-.

boscombe it the happening place to be
1. where did you get that fabulous 50s dress?

boscombe

thought so

2. where are you gonna see the pixie lott concert?

boscombe o2

can you get me a ticket?
boscombe is an innercity suburb of bournemouth probs one of da ruffer parts of the southcoast city n more gangster then most practically counts as its own town yet is right in the thick of main bm-ff a pretty cool place 2be- altho mostly made up of bed sits, a good place for people2 make a start n get ther first living accomodation- but not a particulary nice one. one of da main druggy areas around bomo- sum “people” have taken 2 callin it bosvegas- but f-ck that!!! surely bosangeles- or even better boss-side wud be better. boscome is an alrite place with plenty surroundin it n plenty 2 do. but i wudnt go down ne dark alleys if i was you. boscombe = dodgey but coolas

-red light district of bournemouth-
“wer u from m8?”
boscombe-
“oh rite kl”