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a term used in parts of eastern england to describe the act of masturbation.
”yo bray, it’s okay mate we all have a bosh in the shower”
bosh is an xbox live clan. it was created in 2008, during the apex of call of duty 4. though it is mainly a call of duty clan, bosh has been known to dabble in other games such as halo, rainbow 6, and ghost recon. unlike many clans, the letters b-o-s-h are not an acronym for any name or slogan.

bosh has very few members, and this is by design. they have just a few simple rules that must be followed:

1. always play fair. this means:
– no cheating/glitching
– no corner sitting
– no ridiculous useage of weaponry (i.e. launching rifle
grenades into the air at every opportunity in the off chance it might kill someone)

2. always play for the good of your teammates:
– communicate
– let your teammates know where you are
– let them know where the enemies are/where you were just killed from
– watch their backs
– this sometimes means getting very few kills, if only
because you are protecting their backsides exclusively

3. have fun
– it’s not all serious. losses are fine, as long as you try
your best. everyone has off nights, bosh is no exception
– jokes about promiscuous females, as well as other
member’s mothers are acceptable and in fact encouraged

the members of bosh are as follows:

boshzoniax
boshq bal 14
boshdrjandthewomen
boshblaquesnakeval

if you ever see these names together all at once, you can count on having a fun, fair game. also, plan on having your -ss handed to you.
when you play bosh, it can usually be expected that you will lose. if you must refer to this loss, you may say “i was just boshed!” or, “that was a h-ll of a boshing”.

gamer 1: man, we got our -sses handed to us!

gamer 2: i know, we got boshed. those bosh guys play too fair for us. let’s go play a bunch of corner- sitting glory hogs instead.

gamer 1: definitely. i need to get my next prestige level faster. can’t do it playing fairly, like bosh seems to do. -leaves lobby
used as a general word to mean anything.

1. could be used as a subsitute to f-ck yeah!

2. or milf.

3. could even be used as an -rg-sm.
1. what a goal. bosh!

2. i would like to bosh her mum

3. girl: harder, harder…
dude: bosh!
bosh

-verb

-based on the professional basketball player, chris bosh (miami heat)

-an action that could hinder any given team-based activity.
-to sabotage any chances of winning a game that counts.
-a placeholder for any unforgivable action.
-to bosh; “man, we were that close to winning the game if you hasn’t boshed it in the last second!”
the action of doing something to extreme personal satisfaction; whether by doing it quickly and concisely, or particularly well/admirably.

can be used either as a verb (see example 1), or as an exclamation when recognising the said traits (example 2).
1) “boshed out my essay today, wrote it in one sitting!”

2) “yeah, i met a girl out last night. an hour later we went back to hers afterwards, and did the deed! bosh!”
to use a food based product to aid m-st-rb-t–nal technique and s-xual experience
“ah man, steve got drunk, cut a whole in some spam and boshed it so hard… he must love his spam”
“olivia boshed herself good with that courgette”
a word used to describe the sound of collision, similar to “ka-blam” and “thwock” as used in batman fight sequences.
i couldn’t slow down in my car and…..bosh! i hit the car in front.

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