Bosten Whaler
when a school bus drives up the -ss of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. it then rapes ben afflack, the president of france and a statue of jimmy neutron. when the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the p-n-s hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge b-n-r. the whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a d-ld-. an 80-year-old transgender gets p-ssed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.
dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a bosten whaler!
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