Boston alarm clock
waking someone up by -j-c-l-t-ng on their face.
did you hear about the guy suing the ymca? he was taking a nap and some dude gave him a boston alarm clock.
when you pull your pants down, straddle a b-m’s face, and fart on it to wake him up.
i just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of tony’s pizzeria the old boston alarm clock.
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