Boston Backburner
minutes before s-x, eat some exlax, bran, and drink mountain dew. shortley thereafter, when you are b-ttblasting some trim (or other dude, i guess, if you are a h-m- – no offense), you pull out quickly. you then blow monkey-style b-tt mud on your lady. after she sh-ts herself (literally), you make up a vague excuse that you are a network rendering guy, and it just happened – your bad.
gary, i gave that piece of trim a boston backburner last night. she sh-t, and i am not getting -ss tonight. oh well, i have a bunch of rendering work to do.
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