Boston Slutmonkey


the act of inserting one’s nose into an available v-g-n-, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.
my father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a boston sl-tmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.

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