Bot Mitzvah


a coming-of-age ceremony for young jewish robots. usually held on the robot’s 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.
david-tron’s bot mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

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