botanical Jesus


(or the green savior)
cannabis.
-produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-its fiber is better than cotton and ecological. used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a “bad” weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-produce a healthy cooking oil. the oil can also be used for fuel.
-quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appet-te stimulant for cancer and aids patients, etc). with no nasty side effect.
-cool looking leaf. decorative and symbolic.
-last but not least. the safest recreational drug. would prolly be voted the best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

personally i use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.
let botanical jesus into your lungs !

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