the speed that one walks during a outing in a botany cl-ss, identifying every bade of gr-ss and bush
45 minuets after we left the natural science building with out botany professor we were only four feet out the door keying out a tricky sedge, a remarkable amount of distance to cover using the botany crawl
- blast a grantham
to interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius. it seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.
- punch my hole
to get your hole punched can you punch my hole
- testicular rhino
when a male lays his lover down with r-ct-m aiming upwards as the male runs the belly flops aiming his t-st-cl-s and d-ck forward trying to make them into the hole. billy: hey how was s-x last night? john: well it hurt i pulled a testicular rhino billy: ouch!
- fungus d*ck jew
a person with a p-n-s that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. they also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head. lucas: did you see the fungus d-ck jew last night?
to enhance, make lively or spruce-up. zjoosh up your drink with ice, a cherry and a little umbrella.