botax
etymology: american english, parodies botox-, {t} a substance which is injected into the skin of the face in order to make the skin look smooth and young, +tax- a levy on the net income of an individual or a business.
1: the process of checking ones itemized deductions before year end to ensure that any extra taxes owed can be artificially infused from your penultimate paycheck.
i was going to owe the irs some money last year – so in late november i gave it the botax.
a tax proposed in the united states senate in july 2009 to tax botox and other cosmetic procedures.
i was going to get a face-lift, but i can’t because of that new botax
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