to botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog p**p. revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.
“jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then p*ssed in a corner on camera.”
“yea he’s a f*cking botch artist.”
a complete and utter moron. jason is such a f*cking penorkle.
- seven five
a game loser who lies about their p*n*s size because it’s small, then gets caught and put on blast. “he said he was hung, but he was only a seven-five”
- chicken daddy
daddy looooooves chicken i called my chicken daddy that one night and sh*t got real. it started off slow but then chicken daddy made chicken and ate it all from himself. that f*cker.
- lets book
let’s get out of here. this is a lame party, let’s book. the police are on the way, let’s book. that dog is going to attack us, let’s book.