Both Sides Now
taking a sh-t and -j-c-l-t-ng at the same time
the definition says it all
refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a cr-p, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big t-rd and immediately flings a load of -j-c-l-t- toward the bathroom wall in front of him. there is no feeling of -rg-sming, simply of unloading some j-sm. return to the bed and c-m a lesser load.
the definition says it all
i had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and i did, from both sides now.
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