Bottle Soccer


a pre-track & field practice activity the long distance runners of riverhead high school partake in. bottle soccer is strictly a track activity, it is not allowed to be played before cross country (pure tradition).

the rules are very complicated:

-bottle soccer is played with a water bottle filled 1/4-1/2 with water or what ever liquid is available.

-similar to soccer in that you must kick (in this case) the water bottle into your opponents goal.

-the game is started with the “drop”, where the bottle is dropped in the center of the field. the bottle must hit the ground before one kicks it.

-once the bottle is dropped, the game is in session. it is completely legal to push and shove your opponents…. in fact, it is suggested.

-there are no sidelines

-if the bottle is kicked p-ssed the goal line, but not between the two goal-post lines, the opposing team gets to throw the bottle in. the bottle must land before the center box for it to be legal.

– if the bottle goes above your knees, it is legal to hit the bottle with your hand, but you can’t catch it/hold it (ever been hit in the nuts with a water bottle?).

-if the bottle p-sses the goal line above the goalies knees, it does not count as a goal, and a throw in takes place.

-once the track warm up begins, the game is over and who ever scored the most goals is pr-nounced the winner.

-teams are final, and are rarely subject to change.
we totally kicked your -ss in bottle soccer today.
a sport devised by members of the trenton high school cross country team. it consists of the rules rules for goals/goalies and that there are no rules other than that. it is one of the most brutal and demonizing sport ever made. it will attempt to begin a league in the near future.
bottle soccer is a violent sport.

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