bottle tan


a tan achieved by using a self tanning product, usually made evident by an unnatural orange hue. the alternative to skin cancer, or being called a ghost.
not to be confused with a shake’n’bake tan.
that chick was really hot, but the bottle tan made her look like some sort of amazon oompa-loompa.

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