bottleanus
when you’re at your straight friend’s house pounding back a few beers and your friend gets up to go to the bathroom. you take your friend’s nonempty beer bottle and forcibly insert it into your -n-s. using your now gaping -sshole, you rub your -n-s all over his couch cushions, pranking your friend.
lance got up to use the toilet so i bottle-n-s’d his couch
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