BottleCapitis
occurs when the bottom of the outter layer (or colored part) of a cigarette lighter begins to deteriorate, or look like it has been “chewed”. this occurs when people use it to open beer bottles as a subsitute for a bottle opener.
person a “can i borrow your lighter”
person b “sure, here ya go”
person a “wow looks like you’ve used this thing to open alot of beer bottles”
person b “i know, its got bottlecapitis
person a “dude it looks like someone’s been chewing on the bottom of you lighter”
person b “n-body’s been chewing on it, it just has bottlecapitis”
“all of my lighters have bottlecapitis becuase i’m too lazy to buy a bottle opener”.
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