Bottlenecking
removing the cap of a beer bottle in one’s -n-s while using said beer bottle for -n-l stimulation.
i was bottlenecking the sh-t out of her, but afterwards the beer tasted terrible.
when the skin of a circ-msized p-n-s comes over the head, especially when cold.
dude, check it out, i’m bottlenecking!” “aw, dude, put that sh-t away!”
using pedestrian roadworks to such an effect that conversation can be struck up with a random member of the public with a view to taking them back to your place to rut
“how did you pick her up?”
“i bottlenecked her on kilburn high road”
the act of holding a bottle by its neck. commonly seen at parties, inexperienced drinkers do it to look cool, holding the bottle awkwardly by their side. as they become more intoxicated, they will become more and more protective of their drink, just to make it obvious that they are drinking alcohol!!!1one1
“look at that bottle necking buckhead!”
“oi! jermaine, quit neckin’ that bottle and come help me bury this corpse”
“man, tobias is a total bottle necker”
using a bottle, preferably a gl-ss one, to aide s-xual stimulation.
“the young doctoral intern was astounded to find the farmer’s p-n-s lodged inside of the c-ke bottle while bottlenecking.”
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