Bottom of the ninth


noun – an event that takes place at a bar when you have struck out all evening and need to score. at this time you start looking for any member of the opposite s-x to mack on and try to hook up with
last night i was at the bar and it was the bottom of the ninth so i hooked up with some coyote just to get some.

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