Bottomed out


when your having s-x, and you go as deep as you can go untill her body touches down to your lower abdomen. this making a slapping noise.
i went so deep in her, i bottomed out.
(verb)
the act of entering a v-g-n- whose depth is too shallow to accomodate the p-n-s, thus resulting in said p-n-s h-tting the cervix. this, “bottoming out”, results in much uncomfortability in the receiving woman.
girlsfriendfromlastnight: oh my god how was your date last night?

bottomedoutgirl: it was great up until about 4am. we had dinner, drank a sh-t load, but when we had s-x he bottomed out!

girlsfriendfromlastnight: d-mn girl! once you saw that d-ck of his you should have told him about that shallow p-ssy of yours!
used as a way to describe the experience a person has with an air bed. as in the airbed is so deflated that your -ss is touching the ground while attempting to sleep on it.
hey man how was your air bed last night? “aww man it was good the first few hours but then at like 4 am i bottomed out.”
you have bottomed out when you sit down in a port-a john and the mound of sh-t and paper is so high that your -ss and sometimes your junk touches the top of the pile. this usually happens during high risk activities like sitting on the seat of a port-a-john in the dark.
i had to sh-t so bad that i didn’t look in the hole before sitting down-i bottomed out! i knew it was a going to be a bad day when i felt that mushy mound of sh-t connect with my -ss hole and b-lls!

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