Boulder Fisting
the s-xual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your d-ck/strap-on. then during s-x, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet -ss and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to lord ochinchin.
david: i gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
hans: what the f-ck man, you literally just obliterated her?!
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