bounce fart
when you keep your feet planted on the ground, but hop up and down just before and during a fart.
it usually leads to the fart making a pulsing sound, and can be infinitely more comical than a normal fart.
it also relieves slight tension on your -n-s, which allows you to p-ss gas more casually incase you have an -n-l fissure.
david: “yo did you hear my bounce fart earlier?”
sizookie: “lol, yeah, it sounded like a motorbike stalling.”
david: “i think some splattered on sally’s head, and she didnt even know wtf the sound was.”
sizookie: “gotta love that bounce fart sound.”
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