Bouncing goldfish


when someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.
ty: seriously, i just had one beer.

alex: stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my t-t half an hour ago.

george bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car…. goldfish bouncing motherf-cker doesn’t even have a car!

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