Bourbon Baby
noun: a child conceived when both parents were intoxicated and fornicated without having an actual want for children
mike: aw man, i feel bad for destiny and jake.
bob: why, what happened?
mike: destiny found out she’s having a bourbon baby.
john: son, we need to talk.
daniel: yes, dad?
john: son, your mother and i never meant to have you. we were both really wasted and things got heated and…
daniel: what are you trying to say?
john: you’re a bourbon baby.
daniel: -weeps-
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