Bouy
anyone who is in the water in a known surf spot, who is not surfing. rather they may be standing, splashing, wrestling, throwing a football, being pale white, wearing a t-shirt, floating, oblivious to the vessel headed towards them, in the way.
in the summer time tourist season you might say: “f#@kin bouys, messin up my wave, looking scared sh-tless when we lock eyes right before i interupt there splish splash session. yet, they still don’t leave”.
a s-x change for a fat l-ss
how does a fat l-ss get a s-x change? chuck her in a pool and she becomes a bouy!
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