bovestrian
the should-be t-tle for a professional bull rider. equestrian is to equine (horse) as “bovestrian” is to bovine (bull).
(persons a and b are watching rodeo)
person a: d-mn, that’s one fine bovestrian!
person b: what?
person a: bovestrian. like an equestrian for bulls.
person b: you oughta write dictionaries for a living instead of that b-m–ss job you got over at that fast-food joint!
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