Bowel Ripper
heavy cargo coming through!
in other words: a fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your -sshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a bowel ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river styx.
also known as one kind of “catharsis” in certain unspeakable circles.
hold my hand, jean! even if this bowel ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding -sshole.
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