bowel shutdown
this is when your bowels instinctively shutdown when you are preparing to go around a friends/family members house.
don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an -ss) that triggers a shutdown
it’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally f-ck up your bowels)
this rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a sh-t, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarr-ss yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
mark; my parents surprised me with going around my uncles house at the weekend, i have-not seen him in ages, i think i’ll have to do a bowel shutdown
or
tom; i’m of around tim’s house for a few day, and i really like his sister she is soooo hot, i’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown
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