bowels of cereal


severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. they are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.
person 1: “dude, i can’t find the bowels and i am so hungry!”
person 2: “i haven’t cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!”
a cereal bowl filled with severed sh-tty sphinctors and filled with vitamin d whole milk.
would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

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