bowflexmaster


a really ripped guy that works out on the bowflex to the point of mastering it. his diet consists of cheeseburgers.

he has huge biceps, a niiiiiiice chest and a rock-hard six-pack.
man 1: holy sh-t! how is that guy so muscular?!
man 2: i heard he uses the bowflex powerpro.
man 1: d-mn i gotta get me one of those!”
anyone that has maxed out the capacity of the bowflex. they have used it to the point of mastering it, earning the t-tle bowflexmaster. the diet of bowflexmasters usually consist of cheeseburgers and hotdogs.
“that guy is really muscular!”
“thats because he’s a bowflexmaster”

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