bowlcrastination
the process of having a bowl loaded in front of you, but being to high to realize that it’s ready.
man i was so high, i had bowlcrastination!
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- Brooke
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- brown balaclava
the result of diving head first into another person’s r-ct-m with a greased-up head. the result is a brown covering of the entire head but for the eyes and mouth. generally occurs during hasty withdrawal. last night was a bit rough with the missus, ended up with a brown balaclava.
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the wag of a b-tt or b-tt cheek you b-tt wag is saggy