bowling ball for marge


a present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. expression comes from that simpsons episode in which homer buys marge a bowling ball he wants.
you’re buying mom a drill for christmas? dude that’s such a bowling ball for marge, she’ll totally know it.

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