bowling ball


when you’re engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her v-g-n-, and one finger and her p–p shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball
todd: what happened to your wall over there?
rob: oh that’s from last night when i bowling balled lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.

my bowling ball, a 14-pound amf courage ball
an act of s-xual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the v-g-n- and the thumb into the -n-s.
he performed a bowling ball on her while she went down on him.
it’s used for bowling, you pervs!
he rolled a strike with his bowling ball.
2 finger up the females v-g-n- and one thumb up the -ss therefore you appear to be holding a bowling ball
grant: i gave rosanna an amazing bowling ball last night

chris: dude same here with rachel, maybe we should have a doubles match
a surprise thumb in the b-tt when doggy style.
so, have a lady from behind and when all is going well, put your thumb in your mouth (for a little lubrication…and make a popping sound) then gently rub the -n-s and insert thumb. make sure the rest of the fingers are posted up top of the -ss like a bowling ball. they love it!
s-xual technique where multiple fingers are inserted into the v-g-n- and -n-s of a girl, but from an angle such as would be used to hold a bowling ball. a slight variation on the shocker.
“i bowling-balled her for a few minutes after i pulled out.”

“oh baby, you know i always get off when you bowling-ball me.”

“i bowling-balled her before we even kissed.”

“i tried to bowling-ball my girlfriend, but she neglected to tell me she still had a tampon in.”

ted: “mark, i totally bowling-balled your wife last night.”
mark: “f-ck you, b-tch!”
two in the pink, one in the stink.
hey deliliah sweety, would u fancy a bowling ball tonight?
term used to degrade a woman who has given up all three holes to a man (oral, coitus, and -n-l s-x). generally speaking, a man can feel confident that he has dominated a woman after achieving this triple crown status, whereas only obtaining one or two of these s-xual acts are no guarantee a woman will even remember him. this is primarily because most women are reluctant to give up the third whole (back door for many women or the p-ssy for sl-ts who are trying to remain virgins). this is synonymous to a “grand slam” (as all the bases were run).
1) i used that dirty wh-r- like a bowling ball.

2) trust me, she’s no prude. i bowling balled that b-tch after two dates.

3) she never gave me head – so i can’t call her a bowling ball.

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