bowling polio
when you’re sitting on the sh-tter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. then, when you try to get up you realize you can’t walk because your legs are numb.
after i made a bowling trophy on the sh-tter i played angry birds for too long and when i got up i realized i couldnt walk because of bowling polio.
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