Bowsey
bowsey. the greatest professor of all time? best known for saying, “david, the batteries! bring them hither. hurry david. carry me, david. carry me on your back.”
“who did you have for torts?”
“dude, i had bowsey.”
“ah, that dude is cray!! the batteries!”
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