bowsnap
the verbal martial art of first opening someone up with a complement and then slapping them down. this figuratively represents the kinetically charged to and fro motion of an archery bow string . the technique is usually reserved for dinging narcissists and -ssholes.
john:”sarah you sure are good at making love…”
sarah:”i know.”
john:” … to the person you respect the most-yourself.”
sarah:”don’t you dare bowsnap me!”
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