Bowtard
someone who is physically incapable of tying bows. one who cannot tie bows. a person who is physically incompetant when it comes to tying bows.
person #1: dude, can you tie my shoe?
person #2: dude, you can’t tie your shoe?
person #1: no.
person #2: what a bowtard.
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