bowzer
a man or woman who look exactly like the dog that they are walking.
orig: from the paul rudd and jason segel film ‘i love you man’
“that skinny girl has a greyhound, man she is a bowzer”
ugly girl, a bow wow, a dog
did you see who the bachelor picked at the end of this season? she’s a real bowzer.
pr-nouned “bowza”
noun
name for a male who is especially two faced, rude, insulting, disrespectful to women, cowardly, c-cky or b-st-rdish. synonymous with sc-m-bag, cheater, dirt bag, two faced, etc…
that bl–dy bowzer got me drunk, f-cked me, and then stole all the cash in my purse!
that bowzer lost a big bet and then refused to pay it.
that bowzer has been walking around behind his woman’s back f-cking anything with legs and he still claims he loves her.
bad guy from the mask, warden from the shawshank redemption, eliot suitor-f-ck
a nearly mindless word expressing numbskull wonderment
he took a hit of his crack pipe and then stared into the night saying: bowzer!
bowzer is a fantastic unreal tournament player. his stratagies and tactics in onslaught often lead his team to victory and he has large potential leadership skills.
he is skilled in all avaliable tournament weapons and is a fantastic driver. his tank skills are unmatched.
bowzer will pwn you back into the stone age.
totally awesome guy at living with style.
his favorite console is gamecube.
bowzer is a crunkin’ good guy most of the time.
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