Box Blasters


when a chick in a pool thrusts upward from the pool bottom legs first and blasts her -ss above the surface of the water and whilst in the air spreads -ss cheeks so as to expose her v-g-n-.
so i was at the pool bar in cancun and i wanted to show off my box to the cute lifegaurd, so my friend and i did a couple box blasters in the pool

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