box of rocks


when a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a -ssortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. not to be confused with a jewelry box.
mike is a f-ckin’ box of rocks. he does the dumbest sh-t.
in sports (real and fantasy) a term used to describe a trade where the other side got nothing of any real value in return.
“philadelphia traded their whole team to new york for nothing but a box of rocks.”
“derek is trying to get joe’s best outfielder, second baseman and pitcher for a box of rocks.”
a case of rolling rock beer (in bottles).
lets go to the store and get a box of rocks.
nick name giving to peter petrelli after in season 2 his iq had dropped to that of a box of rocks
he didn’t even want to find out who he was, just like box of rocks

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