box of win


simply put, a box of wine. so called because the high volume of sh-tty wine contained within will help you achieve whatever goals you desire, provided they involve lowering your standards and/or projectile vomiting.
“crack open another box of win, it’s gonna be a long night”
“blaaaaaaaargh”

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